
Rhyming Rhymes
I've Never Kissed a Mushroom
I've never kissed a mushroom
I don't think that I'd know how.
It's not that I don't like them much
But, I don't want to do it now!
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I'd rather kiss a fluffy cat,
Or rub a poodle's tum
I'd even kiss a lion's nose,
When he's basking in the sun.
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A mushrooms not my thing, you see.
Because it seems absurd,
To kiss a thing that has no lips
And cannot say a word.
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Perhaps it talks uncommonly
And needs my kindly kiss.
I'll try new things just because
New things you can't dismiss.
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I[I'm told it's best to eat the shroom.
That's what it's here to be;
A side dish for the most of us.
Of course, they don't know me.
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So, I think I'll kiss the thing,
That needs for me to see
That even though it has no fur,
It's cute as it can be.
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Meade Marston-2017
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BY Ann T. Meade

