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Rhyming Rhymes

I've Never Kissed a  Mushroom

I've never kissed a mushroom

I don't think that I'd know how.

It's not that I don't like them much

But, I don't want to do it now!

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I'd rather kiss a fluffy cat,

Or rub a poodle's tum

I'd even kiss a lion's nose,

When he's basking in the sun.

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A mushrooms not my thing, you see.

Because it seems absurd,

To kiss a thing that has no lips

And cannot say a word.

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Perhaps it talks uncommonly

And needs my kindly kiss.

I'll try new things just because

New things you can't dismiss.

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I[I'm told it's best to eat the shroom.

That's what it's here to be;

A side dish for the most of us.

Of course, they don't know me.

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So, I think I'll kiss the thing,

That needs for me to see

That even though it has no fur,

It's cute as it can be.

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Meade Marston-2017

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BY Ann T. Meade
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 You can currently buy the hardbound or softbound book  of ONCE ON A GRAY AND CLOUDY DAY at

The Book Mark bookstore in

Neptune Beach, Florida and Prairie Lights in Iowa City, Iowa.

PRAIRIE LIGHTS BOOKS AND CAFE: 15 S. Dubuque St. -in the heart of this University town. and  you can buy I'VE NEVER SEEN A ME  on amazon.com

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Holy Cow! Our Audible version of Once On A Gray And Cloudy Day book IS up and running ! And Jesse has introduced book to museums and bookstores in Ohio. And Meade is doing same in Iowa ( lots of barns in those parts of USA) 

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What does excited look like? like this?

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Stay safe . Thank you, VIRTUAL HUG, Meade and Jesse

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Guess what? We are now working on a new series  I'VE NEVER...

Two books are out so far:

1. WE'VE NEVER KISSED A MUSHROOM

2. I'VE NEVER SEEN A ME (SEE HOME OF THIS WEBSITE)

And now a neighbor wants to write a book of Hattie  and Joey as they grow up. His name is Lon-he's a geologist-he studies rocks!

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